plumpi

Soft, squishy, and totally unbothered.

Plumpi’s the chillest seat in the room, all curves, no hard edges, and absolutely no plans. Designed for long sits, binge sessions, and floor level lazing, this modular lounge chair is made entirely of cloud like foam, so every part of you sinks in just right.

No cushions. No frame. No pressure to do anything productive.

Plop down and disappear (emotionally and physically).

Available in:

• Soft fleece, in Oat. Light, fluffy, and forever inviting
• Soft fleece, in Olive Green. Earthy, cosy, and built for big naps
• Soft fleece, in Chocolate Brown. Warm, plush, and extremely snack adjacent
• Smooth corduroy, in Oat. Ribbed, refined, and irresistibly touchable
• Smooth corduroy, in Olive Green. Doft texture meets low key drama

FYI - Every Grumpi is handcrafted, so yours may have tiny quirks. Like freckles, not flaws. That’s the charm.

• Colour: Oat, Olive Green, or Chocolate Brown, all served soft and low to the ground
  
• Fabric: Soft Fleece (Oat, Olive, Chocolate) or Smooth Corduroy (Oat, Olive), it’s giving snugglecore
  
• Filling: High-density memory foam for lasting comfort
  
• Assembly: No setup needed, just open it up and watch the magic unfold
  
• Expansion Time: Be patient. Good things take time. Allow 48 - 72 hours for full fluff-factor
  
• Fast track expansion: Give it a little love tap (or a few). The more you spank, pat and whack your new piece, the faster it’ll puff up. Therapy for you, expansion for it. Win win.
  
• Durability: Rated for 20,000+ sits, plus floor naps, full-body melts, and TV marathons
  
• Fabric Type: Polyester. Soft, forgiving, and ready to roll with your mess
  
• Composition: 80% Polyurethane, 7% Polyether, 8% TDI, 5% Silicone Oil, engineered for chill

• Spills & Spot Cleaning: Accidents happen (we’ve seen your snack habits). If you spill, blot, don’t rub, you’re dabbing a mess, not exfoliating your face. Use a clean, dry cloth, and skip the harsh cleaners. Seriously.
  For anything gnarly, call in the pros. I’ll pretend it never happened.
  
• Keep Me Fresh: Vacuum me regularly using a soft brush head, or go wild with a lint roller if you’re feeling fancy. Dust, fluff, toast crumbs, I collect it all, and I’m not proud of it.
  
• Shade Me, Babe: Like your ex, I don’t do well in direct sunlight. Keep me out of harsh rays and away from heaters unless you want my glow-up to fade faster than a spray tan in a heatwave.
  
• Handle With Sass: Watch the bling, sharp zips, rogue belt buckles and hyperactive pets. I’m soft, not invincible. (Yes, Karen, this means don’t let your chihuahua dig in.)
  
• Dark Denim Drama: New jeans? Cute. But don’t let them sit on me before their first wash unless you want an unexpected tie-dye makeover. I don’t suit indigo.
  
• No Couch Crunching: Don’t stack heavy stuff on my arms, lean weirdly on my back, or plonk me on a slanted floor. I’ll wobble, sag, and judge you silently.