WARNING! extremely comfy
Cream Teddi Kids Armchair, three-quarter front view on a beige background
Cream Teddi Kids Armchair with teddy bear ears, front view on a beige background
Side view of the cream Teddi Kids Armchair on a beige background
Back view of the cream Teddi Kids Armchair showing the ears
Close-up of the cream Teddi Kids Armchair seat, arm and ears
Close-up of the cream teddy fabric on the Teddi Kids Armchair, with the Grumpi Furniture label
Close-up of the cream teddy fabric on the Teddi Kids Armchair
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Teddi Kids Armchair

Regular price $209.00

4 fortnightly payments of $52.25

Color

PRE-ORDER

I’m not in the warehouse yet. Order now and I’ll be dispatched within 1 business day of landing, expected early October.

Expected arrival: Early October

Change your mind before I ship? Full refund, no dramas.

Delivery cost

Most trips $19–$49 for a single chair · extra chairs add $10 each · exact cost at checkout

Torn on colour? Free swatch, posted free →

<p><strong>1-YEAR<br/>WARRANTY</strong></p>

1-YEAR
WARRANTY

<p><strong>SHIPS IN<br/>A BOX</strong></p>

SHIPS IN
A BOX

<p><strong>SET UP<br/>IN MINUTES</strong></p>

SET UP
IN MINUTES

overview

The Teddi is a kids armchair in soft teddy fabric — ears on the back, arms to flop over, no hard edges anywhere — vacuum-compressed into a box and shipped from Melbourne. $209, plus shipping from $19 depending on your postcode. Metro delivery in 10 business days, or a $100 store credit if we're late.

Small chair. Big opinions.

I'm built low, so they can get in and out without a running start. I've got a proper back to lean on and arms to hang off, which is not what arms are for, but nobody asked me. I'm the reading chair, the telly chair, and the chair that ends up in the wrong room by Tuesday.

I arrive flat in a box and I'm back to full size in 24–48 hours. No tools. Nothing to build. Cut the wrap, stand back.

Available in:

  • Cream Teddy — soft, warm, hides more than it should
  • Brown Teddy — proper teddy bear energy
  • Blue Teddy — calm, cool, still gets jumped on
  • Pink Teddy — sweet, loud, completely unbothered

Where I end up: the playroom, the corner of the lounge, the end of the bed, right in front of the telly. Rarely empty.

FYI — no two Grumpis are exactly alike, so yours may have tiny quirks. Freckles, not flaws.

Delivery & returns

Pre-order now. Your chair is dispatched within 1 business day of landing in our warehouse, expected early October. From dispatch, deliveries are expected within 10 business days, and metro orders usually arrive sooner. Full delivery terms, including our $100 metro guarantee, are in our Shipping Policy.

Freight is charged and depends on your postcode. Most trips run $19 to $49 for a single chair, each extra chair adds $10, and the exact cost is calculated at checkout.

Changed your mind before it ships? Full refund, no dramas. Once it arrives you have 30 days. If the box is unopened we cover return shipping and arrange the pickup. If you have already opened it, you can donate it to a registered charity and get 75% of the item price back. The original delivery fee is not refunded.

Dimensions
  • Dimensions: 65cm (W) x 60cm (D) x 55cm (H)
  • Seat Height: 25cm
  • Seat Depth: 40cm
  • Seat Width: 35cm
SPECS
  • Type: kids armchair, all foam
  • Colour: Cream, Brown, Blue or Pink teddy fabric
  • Cover: polyester teddy fabric
  • Filling: high-density polyurethane foam
  • Assembly: none. No tools. Unwrap it and let it puff up
  • Expansion: full size 24–48 hours after unboxing. Pat it, whack it, hurry it along
  • Shipping: from $19, worked out by your postcode at checkout
  • Warranty: 1 year from delivery
  • Packaging: around 80% recycled
Product care
  • Spills & Spot Cleaning: Accidents happen. More often, around here. If something goes on me, blot, don't rub — you're dabbing a mess, not scrubbing a pan. Clean, dry cloth, and skip the harsh cleaners. For anything gnarly, call in the pros. I'll pretend it never happened.
  • Keep Me Fresh: Vacuum me with a soft brush head, or go wild with a lint roller. Crumbs, glitter, half a sultana. I collect it all, and I'm not proud of it.
  • Shade Me, Babe: I don't do well in direct sunlight. Keep me out of harsh rays and away from heaters unless you want my colour to fade faster than a spray tan in a heatwave.
  • Handle With Sass: Watch the sharp zips, rogue buckles and hyperactive pets. I'm soft, not invincible.
  • Dark Denim Drama: New jeans? Cute. Don't sit on me before their first wash unless you want an unexpected tie-dye makeover. I don't suit indigo.
  • No Couch Crunching: Don't stack heavy things on my arms, lean weirdly on my back, or plonk me on a slanted floor. I'll wobble, sag, and judge you silently.

From box to flop. Three steps.

  1. 1 Unbox me
  2. 2 Unroll me, baby
  3. 3 Smack it like you mean it

Little to no assembly. The Peachi is the one exception — its base plate screws on with the allen key in the box, about two minutes.

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Fair questions.

What age are the kids armchairs made for?

Beari and Teddi are made for little people aged 18 months to 6 years. Their low 25cm seat keeps everything at kid level — including the crumbs, unfortunately.

Do I need to assemble it?

No tools. No screws. No tiny bag of mystery parts. Open the box, remove the wrap and watch it expand. Give it 24 to 48 hours to reach full size.

What's the difference between Beari and Teddi?

Same kid-sized shape. Different level of fluff. Beari wears deep, long-pile faux fur. Teddi comes in soft teddy fabric. Both are available in cream, brown, blue and pink.

How big is the chair?

Both kids armchairs measure 65cm wide, 60cm deep and 55cm high. The seat is 25cm high, 40cm deep and 35cm wide.

How do I clean it?

Blot spills with a clean, dry cloth — don't rub them in. Vacuum with a soft brush head for crumbs, fluff and the occasional mystery snack. A lint roller works a treat on Teddi, and a soft pet brush keeps Beari's long pile fluffy. Skip harsh cleaners and call a professional for anything serious.

When will my pre-order ship?

The current expected arrival is shown just above the pre-order button. Once the chair lands in our Melbourne warehouse, we'll dispatch it within 1 business day.

Will the box fit through the door?

That's the idea. Your chair arrives vacuum-compressed in a box made to fit through a standard doorway. Get it into the right room before you let it expand. Future you will be grateful.

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