Loungi Corner Sofa

The Loungi Corner Sofa is a two-piece corner lounge in Brown Snow Velvet, vacuum-compressed into boxes and shipped from Melbourne. $829. Metro delivery in 10 business days, or a $100 store credit if we're late.

Corner claimed. Delivered in a box.

I'm the Loungi Corner Sofa — the L-shape without the L-shaped delivery drama. Two modules, zipped together, no tools. I turn up compressed in boxes, take 24–48 hours to find my shape, then get sat on from both sides at once.

• Grows with you — zip on more Loungi modules whenever the room does.
• No tools, no allen key — modules zip together, about as hard as making a bed.
• Fits through your door — each module vacuum-compressed into its own box, full size in 24–48 hours.
• Built to cop it — tested by SGS to 20,000 seat cycles, 1 year warranty.
• Metro delivery in 10 business days, or a $100 store credit if we're late.

FYI — no two Grumpis are exactly alike, so yours may have tiny quirks. Freckles, not flaws.

• Type: two-piece modular corner lounge
• Colour: Brown Snow Velvet
• Cover: polyester snow velvet. Fire-tested by SGS to AS/NZS 4088.1 — no ignition
• Filling: high-density polyurethane foam, between 28 and 36 kg/m³ across the range, from a CertiPUR-US certified supplier. Density measured by SGS, not estimated
• Durability: tested by SGS using AS/NZS 4688.2 methodology — 20,000 seat cycles and 15,000 back cycles at 950N
• Assembly: none. No tools. Modules zip together
• Expansion: full size 24–48 hours after unboxing. Pat it, whack it, hurry it along
• Warranty: 1 year from delivery
• Packaging: around 80% recycled

• Spills & Spot Cleaning: Accidents happen (we've seen your snack habits). If you spill, blot, don't rub — you're dabbing a mess, not exfoliating your face. Use a clean, dry cloth, and skip the harsh cleaners. For anything gnarly, call in the pros. I'll pretend it never happened.
• Keep Me Fresh: Vacuum me regularly using a soft brush head, or go wild with a lint roller if you're feeling fancy. Dust, fluff, toast crumbs — I collect it all, and I'm not proud of it.
• Shade Me, Babe: Like your ex, I don't do well in direct sunlight. Keep me out of harsh rays and away from heaters unless you want my glow-up to fade faster than a spray tan in a heatwave.
• Handle With Sass: Watch the bling, sharp zips, rogue belt buckles and hyperactive pets. I'm soft, not invincible.
• Dark Denim Drama: New jeans? Cute. But don't let them sit on me before their first wash unless you want an unexpected tie-dye makeover. I don't suit indigo.
• No Couch Crunching: Don't stack heavy stuff on my arms, lean weirdly on my back, or plonk me on a slanted floor. I'll wobble, sag, and judge you silently.