Tootsi Square Ottoman

The Tootsi Square is a foam ottoman — footrest, spare seat, stand-in coffee table — vacuum-compressed into a box and shipped from Melbourne. $209. Metro delivery in 10 business days, or a $100 store credit if we're late.

Footrest. Spare seat. Nearly a coffee table.

Straight edges, soft heart. I'm the do-it-all foam cube: a seat when you need one, a footrest when you're done, a table when dinner happens on the couch again. Full foam core, clean square shape. Looks tidy. Feels plush. Secretly steals the show.

I arrive flat in a box and I'm back to full size in 24–48 hours. No tools. Nothing to assemble.

Available in:

• Oat Snow Velvet — calm, creamy, silky soft
• Brown Snow Velvet — moody, plush, main character coded

Where I end up, according to the reviews: in front of the Loungi as a footrest, in place of a coffee table, wherever the snacks are. Prop your feet, stack a book, call it minimalist styling. No judgement.

FYI — no two Grumpis are exactly alike, so yours may have tiny quirks. Freckles, not flaws.

• Type: square ottoman, all foam
• Colour: Oat Snow Velvet or Brown Snow Velvet
• Cover: polyester snow velvet. Fire-tested by SGS to AS/NZS 4088.1 — no ignition
• Filling: high-density polyurethane foam, between 28 and 36 kg/m³ across the range, from a CertiPUR-US certified supplier. Density measured by SGS, not estimated
• Durability: same foam and cover family as the Loungi, which SGS tested using AS/NZS 4688.2 methodology to 20,000 seat cycles at 950N
• Assembly: none. No tools. Unwrap it and let it puff up
• Expansion: full size 24–48 hours after unboxing. Pat it, whack it, hurry it along
• Warranty: 1 year from delivery
• Packaging: around 80% recycled

• Spills & Spot Cleaning: Accidents happen (we’ve seen your snack habits). If you spill, blot, don’t rub, you’re dabbing a mess, not exfoliating your face. Use a clean, dry cloth, and skip the harsh cleaners. Seriously.
  For anything gnarly, call in the pros. I’ll pretend it never happened.
  
• Keep Me Fresh: Vacuum me regularly using a soft brush head, or go wild with a lint roller if you’re feeling fancy. Dust, fluff, toast crumbs, I collect it all, and I’m not proud of it.
  
• Shade Me, Babe: Like your ex, I don’t do well in direct sunlight. Keep me out of harsh rays and away from heaters unless you want my glow-up to fade faster than a spray tan in a heatwave.
  
• Handle With Sass: Watch the bling, sharp zips, rogue belt buckles and hyperactive pets. I’m soft, not invincible. (Yes, Karen, this means don’t let your chihuahua dig in.)
  
• Dark Denim Drama: New jeans? Cute. But don’t let them sit on me before their first wash unless you want an unexpected tie-dye makeover. I don’t suit indigo.
  
• No Couch Crunching: Don’t stack heavy stuff on my arms, lean weirdly on my back, or plonk me on a slanted floor. I’ll wobble, sag, and judge you silently.