OUT OF STOCK - PRE-ORDER TO SECURE YOUR NEW LOUNGI CORNER

EXPECTED ARRIVAL - MID APRIL

No arms. No rules. Just uninterrupted sprawl.

Meet your go to corner piece, designed for full body lounging, snack juggling, and maybe even a nap you didn’t plan. With curvy good looks and foam filled comfort, it’s the perfect connecting seat or the cosy corner you never knew you needed.

It’s soft, sculptural, and surprisingly committed to your comfort. Build it out or let it anchor your layout, no judgment either way

No setup, no stress, just serious sit potential.

Available in:

• Textured ivory bouclé, like a creamy cloud with main character energy
• Smooth snow velvet, in an Oat Crème Brûlée tone that’s dangerously sweet
• Smooth snow velvet, in an irresistible chocolate brown you’ll want to bite (please don’t)

FYI - Every Grumpi is handcrafted, so yours may have tiny quirks. Like freckles, not flaws. That’s the charm.

• Colour: Oat Crème Brûlée, Chocolate Brown, or Ivory. Choose your flavour
• Fabric: Snow Velvet (Oat + Chocolate) or Textured Bouclé (Ivory). Plush, soft, and seriously strokeable
  
• Filling: High density foam for lasting quality, polyester for lasting comfort
  
• Assembly: No setup needed, just open it up and watch the magic unfold
  
• Expansion Time: Be patient. Good things take time. Allow 48 - 72 hours for full fluff factor
  
• Fast track expansion: Give it a little love tap (or a few). The more you spank, pat and whack your new piece, the faster it’ll puff up. Therapy for you, expansion for it. Win-win.
  
• Durability: Rated for 20,000+ sits, and yes, we counted
  
• Fabric Type: Polyester. Soft, forgiving, and ready to roll with your mess
  
• Composition: 80% Polyurethane, 7% Polyether, 8% TDI, 5% Silicone Oil, science-y stuff that makes it comfy
  

• Spills & Spot Cleaning: Accidents happen (we’ve seen your snack habits). If you spill, blot, don’t rub, you’re dabbing a mess, not exfoliating your face. Use a clean, dry cloth, and skip the harsh cleaners. Seriously.
  For anything gnarly, call in the pros. I’ll pretend it never happened.
  
• Keep Me Fresh: Vacuum me regularly using a soft brush head, or go wild with a lint roller if you’re feeling fancy. Dust, fluff, toast crumbs, I collect it all, and I’m not proud of it.
  
• Shade Me, Babe: Like your ex, I don’t do well in direct sunlight. Keep me out of harsh rays and away from heaters unless you want my glow-up to fade faster than a spray tan in a heatwave.
  
• Handle With Sass: Watch the bling, sharp zips, rogue belt buckles and hyperactive pets. I’m soft, not invincible. (Yes, Karen, this means don’t let your chihuahua dig in.)
  
• Dark Denim Drama: New jeans? Cute. But don’t let them sit on me before their first wash unless you want an unexpected tie-dye makeover. I don’t suit indigo.
  
• No Couch Crunching: Don’t stack heavy stuff on my arms, lean weirdly on my back, or plonk me on a slanted floor. I’ll wobble, sag, and judge you silently.